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Virtual Golden Globes

 

Sunday night, I should have been watching the Golden Globes Fashion Extravaganza, but I wasn't.  Due to the integrity of producers supporting the writers on strike, or whatever blah blah, it wasn't on. 

To stave off the fashion-cravings, I have created my own personal ideal red carpet procession.  This comes complete with my recommendations for who should be wearing what, naturally prefaced with the name of the designer, so you aren't all yelling out "WHO IS SHE WEARING?": 

 
(Armani Prive)  Marcia Cross - with that fantastic red hair, and without the monster dragonfly eating her head. 
 
 
 
(Armani) Katie Holmes - great shoulders. And I'm going to advise against the hat.  And the marriage to Tom Cruise.
 
 
(J Mendel) Renee Zellweger - super-slim hips.  And she looks great in darker colors. 
 
 
This is an awesome Carolina Herrera dress, and Renee Zellweger would probably be more likely to wear this, but in my Golden Globe world, it would be worn by Jennifer Aniston.  Girlfriend needs to add some color to the wardrobe, and she totally has the body to pull this off. 
 
 
(Gaultier) Cate Blanchett - and she could even do the headdress.  She's that fabulous.
 
 
 
(Roberto Cavalli) Amy Adams - and I still love her best from "Drop Dead Gorgeous".
 
 
(Bora Asku) Helena Bonham Carter - she enjoys a bit of the kooky, and we enjoy her, enjoying the kooky. 
 
 
(Badgley Mischka)  ME!  I want to wear this one!  Even if I am just sitting on the couch.  Okay, Minnie Driver.  She's fun. 
 
 
 
(Badgley Mischka) Glenn Close - just because.
 
 
 
 
 (Valentino) Charlize, or Nicole, or Allison Janney, or some other tall, lithe thing. 
 
 
(Valentino) Keira Knightley - and I know she'd wear some type of slip/bra, so it didn't look so much like a nightie.
 
 
And then, I'd love if Bjork showed up in something like this.  I know she's not nominated, or connected to any of the nominated projects, but this would just be fun: